daunt:

starkravingdane:

wehaveshittoavenge:

faramirs:

Y’all. His mother is literally helping him learn how to use Twitter.

How dare he.

i cannot

this is day one and i’m having a stroke here this is NOT gonna go well

that awkward moment when The Avengers cast are actually their characters.

Reblagging because I want this moment immortalized on my Tumblr.

superkianagalaxy:

glitterclash:

seethroughgrayeyes:

I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.

You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Spongebob Squarepants

#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town

‘Goodie or Villain?’ May 17th, 2009.

weaponizedwit:

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

• To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

• ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

• You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
• Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
• Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
• Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

• You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May. 

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean

marielikestodraw:

Renner grew up with a pygmy goat named Sugar. He’s the oldest kid, with four siblings who range in age from 37 years to 4 months. He and his best friend (the actor Kristoffer Winters, whom he also confusingly refers to as “my brother”) run a successful side business renovating houses. Sometimes he lives in the houses during construction, often without such bourgie comforts as electricity and indoor plumbing. Disciplines he’s studied include but are not limited to: world religion, sociology, criminology, Filipino stick fighting, and Muay Thai martial arts. Previous professions: ski instructor, professional makeup artist. He has taught himself to be unafraid of sharks. He has dined with Colin Powell and has regularly basked in the praise of such luminaries as Sean Penn—but about the only time he’s found himself starstruck was when he met Cesar Millan, TV’s Dog Whisperer. He is, by turns, cut-the-bullshit intense and just-fucking-with-you funny. He’s religiously unsentimental (“I don’t give a shit about the past”) and unabashedly devoted to his cream-colored miniature French bulldog, Franklin.

I’m not saying the dude is weird. I’m saying he contains multitudes.

“Jeremy Renner Finally Gets Some Action” by Adam Sachs, Details, December 2011

Amazing.

casinthetardis:

#’give matt smith the olympic torch’ they said #’it’ll be fun’ they said #’holy fucking shit we have to rebuild Cardiff’ they said